Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires
—Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
—Ingrid Berman
If every time I thought of you
I put a rock in my pocket,
I would have you in my heart
and the world in my pocket.
—Author Unknown
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
—Rita Rudner
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.
—James Dobson
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
—Red Skelton