Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
If every time I thought of you
I put a rock in my pocket,
I would have you in my heart
and the world in my pocket.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.